August 16th, 2026: Ran out of weed a few days ago. Remembered all the work that went into making weed legal. Decided to spend greenbacks on legal weed. Here's the receipt, "Change we can believe in." So glad that Uncle Sam got nothing from the transaction. Happy to pay taxes to San Jose and California. What's a "Cart Adjustment"? Don't remember the cart being blessed by a Chiropractor.

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