The two bucks on the left are noble creatures.

Plastic penguins put politicians (like Presidents) in perspective.

Please note that neither of these beasts need water to "survive."

When I think about a stream of money, I think of a granular trickle of green and gray, dripping into and out of my hands in easy to regulate quantities. What would it look like if I wasn't using greenbacks? Let us go to Kansas and investigate...

My idea of a harmless private act is putting a cent in this piggy bank.

I have at least one friend that thinks of inhaling a lung full of Helium and using it to say something stupid in a funny voice at a party the same way.